JOKES :)

What a nerve !
Two friends are chatting:
•  What a nerve ! Last night my upstairs neighbor spent a whole hour stomping on the floor !
•  What nerve indeed. I guess he woke you up ?
•  Well, no, a stroke of luck: it so happens I was playing the trumpet at the time.

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Things will start getting really serious in the 21 st century when …

•  You send your neighbor at work an e-mail to ask if he'll have lunch with you, and he mails you back: “OK, give me five minutes”.
•  All your acquaintances have at least three phone numbers: office, home, mobile.
•  You're chatting regularly on the IT with a guy in South America, while you never even said hello to your next-door neighbor.
•  A week after you buy a new computer you're sorry you paid too much for something that's already out of date.
•  You try to enter a password to start up the washing machine.
•  You lose sight of someone because they're not on e-mail.
•  You don't know the price of postage stamps.
•  You think a guy's well organized because he's got lots of colored Post-its stuck around his computer screen.
•  Most of the jokes you know, you got on e-mail.
•  You give the name of your company when you pick up the phone at home.
•  You start dialing 0 to get an outside line when phoning from home.
•  You've been sitting at the same desk for 4 years and meanwhile your company has changed names 4 times and logos 7 times.
•  It's dark when you leave for work in the morning and it's dark again when you come home in the evening, even in summer.
•  Your parents are asked what do you do in life and they reply you're working on your computer.
•  Your kids' best profile is in the JPEG file you keep in a corner of your Office.
•  You just read this list and exclaimed “how true!” for every item, but you're already wondering who you're going to forward it to !

What's green and moves under water ?